FUNNY WHATSAPP STATUS

• Sometimes, My Secretary Reminds Me Of My Wife.I Was Unbuttoning Her Shirt During Our Lunch Break When She Says, "Remember, You Have A Wife."
•  Every Mother Thinks That Their Child Is The Most Beautiful, But Only My Mum Is Right!
• I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs! `
• Deleting Your Facebook Is The New Regaining Your Dignity.
• I Don't Understand How Super Mario Can Smash Blocks With His Head But Dies When He Touches A Turtle. Wtf
• Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type 'I Love <Ur Bf/Gf Name>'  And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won't Be Boring Anymore! :P
• Your Password Is Incorrect”; I Changed All My Password To‘Incorrect’, So My Computer Just Tells Me When I Forget.....JK
• Win A BLACKBERRY, A CAR, Or A HOUSE In DUBAI...Use A Sharp Object To Scratch Here▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒​  Please Do This Now.
•  When Aryabhatta Was Checking My Answer Paper.......................................He Invented 'ZERO' ;-)
• Studying Is As Easy As Walking In A Park And That Park Is Like Jurassic Park!
• Great People Talk About Ideas. Average People Talk About Things. Small People Talk About Others. Legends Don't Talk, They Blog! ;) :P
• So How Many Of You Are Planning To Ditch Facebook For Google Plus :P
• A Woodcutter Was Passing By A Forest And Suddenly He Saw A Bunch Of Girls Following Him. The Axe Effect! ;)
• Employee To Manager : If You Don't Increase My Salary Then I'll Tell The Whole Office That You Have Increased My Salary! :P
• Definition Of A Human Being: A Creature That Cuts Trees,Makes Paper & Writes "Save Trees" On The Same Paper.
• 1 Month Before The Exam We Study From National Author's Book. 1 Day Before,Local Author Book. Exam Day,Do Hell With Others , I AM THE AUTHOR
• "No Comment" Is A Comment. Lols
• money & Women.They're Two Of The Strongest Things In The World.The Things U Do For A Woman U Wouldn't Do For Anything Else.Same With Money.
• I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
• Before You Criticize Someone,Walk A Mile In His Shoes.That Way,You're A Mile Away And You Have The Shoes.
• Exam Paper Is Like A Dick, When Its Hard, People Get Fucked.!
• My Girl And I Always Joke Around. She'll Ask "What Were You Doing?", Then We'll Both Laugh And Then I Go Make Sure I Cleared My Web History
• Dog: Why Do U Hide When Having Sex? Cat: Cause We Don't Want Humans To Copy Our Style, They've Already Copied Yours.
• Daughter: M In Love With Neighbor, So M Running Away With Him. Dad- Thank Dear, U Saved Money & Time Both. Dad M Reading Dis Letter Left By Mom
• Guy: Do U Lyk Me? Gal:No(Guy Got Sad) Gal: Y R U Sad? Guy: Coz U Dnt Lyk Me. Gal:U Nvr Askd If I Luv U. Guy:Aww!Do U Luv Me? Gal: LOL NO!!
• Dear Facebook, Don't Show That Much Attitude! You Can't Even Signup Without Me !!! ... Yours Sincerely, Msn, G Mail N Yahoo.. =D
• WTF Generation... Wikipedia Twitter Facebook
• The Only Difference Between Government And Thieves Is, One Of Them Does It Legally;)))
• INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar....They Always Look Good...IF IT IS NOT YOURS... :P
• 'I Have Read And Agree To Terms And Conditions' Should Be Called As "I Didn't Read But I Want To Access This Shit.
• I'm So Good At Sleeping, I Can Do It With My Eyes Closed.
• Being Told That Someone Doesn't Wanna Love U Coz Ur A Good Friend Is Like Being Told That U Didn't Get D Job Coz Ur Highly Qualified.
• Note To Self: Never Take A Pen To A Sword Fight Again. Its Most Definitely Not Mightier.
• A Baby Is Born In Africa, What Will Be The Color Of His Teeth? ....Babies Are Born Without TEETH. MORAL ~ Don't Think Like A Genius !!
• Knowledge Is Everywhere. You Just Need To Know How To Google It.
• I Like To Stand In Line At The ATM Machine. When People Put In Their PIN, I Scream "GOT IT!" And Run Away
• A Funny T Shirt Quote Written At Back Of A Bike Rider's Shirt:If U're Able To See This Sentence Plz Infrm Me Dat My Grlfrnd Hs Fallen Off!
• Children In The Dark Cause Accidents, Accidents In The Dark Cause Children
• Whn Some1 Touches U & U Don't Feel It,Its IGNORANCE. Whn Some1 Touches U & U Feels It,Its LOVE.Whn No1 Touches U & U Feel It, Its ALLERGY :)