- Sometimes, My Secretary Reminds Me Of My Wife.I Was Unbuttoning Her Shirt During Our Lunch Break When She Says, "Remember, You Have A Wife."
- Every Mother Thinks That Their Child Is The Most Beautiful, But Only My Mum Is Right!
- I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs! `
- Deleting Your Facebook Is The New Regaining Your Dignity.
- I Don't Understand How Super Mario Can Smash Blocks With His Head But Dies When He Touches A Turtle. Wtf
- Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type 'I Love <Ur Bf/Gf Name>' And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won't Be Boring Anymore! :P
- Your Password Is Incorrect”; I Changed All My Password To‘Incorrect’, So My Computer Just Tells Me When I Forget.....JK
- Win A BLACKBERRY, A CAR, Or A HOUSE In DUBAI...Use A Sharp Object To Scratch Here▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ Please Do This Now.
- When Aryabhatta Was Checking My Answer Paper.......................................He Invented 'ZERO' ;-)
- Studying Is As Easy As Walking In A Park And That Park Is Like Jurassic Park!
- Great People Talk About Ideas. Average People Talk About
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Monday, 30 December 2013
FUNNY WHATSAPP STATUS
ATTITUDE WHATSAPP STATUS
- If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.. ;) :D
- When Sum One Hates You for no reason.................Give them a reason :P :D _!_
- If you are good at something, never do it for free :D
- I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/
- Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone.
- if you think I am bad, then come to me I’ll give you more better reason to hate me.
- every person who walks into my life.. Teaches me how can i make it best than better..
- Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…
- You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
- Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.
- I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too bu
Sunday, 29 December 2013
ULTIMATE WHATSAPP STATUS
- Like 11+2 = 12+1, Same With The Letters, If You'll Rearrange The Letters Of "Eleven Plus Two" It'll Give You "Twelve Plus One".
- 91% Of All Paper Money In The US Contains Traces Of Cocaine.
- When A Guy Stares At You For Long Periods Of Time, He Wishes You Were His.
- Right Now On Your Body, There Is At Least One Place That itches.
- Once A Woman Called 911, Because Mcdonald's Ran Out Of Mcnuggets.
- China Has More English Speaking People Than The United States.
- Michael Jordan Makes More Money From Nike Annually, Than All Of The Nike Factory Workers In Malaysia Combined.
- The Sentence "The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog" Uses Every Letter Of The Alphabet.
- Every 8 Seconds, A Human Life Is Lost Due To Tobacco Use Somewhere In The World. This Equals About 5 Million Deaths Every Year.
- In Scotland, A New Game Was Invented, Entitled 'Gentlemen Only Ladie
SAD WHATSAPP STATUS
Friday, 27 December 2013
Sad Whatsapp Status
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ULTIMATE STATUS
- A 17-Year Old Chinese Student Sold One Of His Kidneys To Buy An Ipad 2 And An Iphone.
- Having Eye Contact For More Than 6 Seconds Without Looking Away Or Blinking Reveals A Desire For Either Sex Or Murder.
- 90% People Admit That, At Least Once In Their Life, They All Have Tried To Balance The Light Switch In Between The On And Of Position.
- The Average Person Tells 4 Lies A Day And 1,460 A Year. A Total Of 88,000 By The Age Of 6. The Most Common Lie Is "I'm Fine".
- The Longer You Are Single, The More You Think That Something Is Wrong With You.
- Saying "Beer Can" With A British Accent Sounds Like "Bacon" With A Jamaican Accent.
- People Whose Names Start With Letter 'A' Have The Longest Life Expectancy.
- You Are Always Able To See Your Nose. Your Brain Just Chooses To Ignore It. Try It.
- 85% Of All Valentine's Day Cards Are Purchased By Women
- A Woman Spends An Average Of 2 Years Of Her Life Time Looking At Herself In The Mirror; A Man Spends 6 Months.
- 8 Out Of 10 People Think That The First Kiss Indicat
INSPIRATIONAL WHATSAPP STATUS
- 10 Ways To Achieve Success.1. Be Optimistic - 2. Work Harder, Don't Be Lazy - 3. Do Whatever It Takes - 4. Explore Everything - 5. Love Your Life.6. Don't Give Up - 7. Take Risks - 8. Always Wear A Smile - 9. Share Your Blessings - 10. Always Pray.
- Challenges Are What Make Life Interesting, Overcoming Them Is What Makes Life Meaningful.
- If You Want Something You Never Had, You Must Do Something You Never Have Done.
- Don't Go The Way Life Takes You. Take The Life The Way You Go.
- Nobody Can Go Back And Start A New Beginning, But Anyone Can Start Today And Make A New Ending.
- Inspiration Will Only Come When The Fear Of Failure Leaves Your Mind, Be Free In Thought, & Be Full Of Inspiring Light.
- Lessons Learnt From Water : 1. Adjust Yourself In Any And Every Situation. 2. Always Find Your Own Way.
- Never Say No To A Great Idea. Every Thing Is Worth A Shot Because Anything Is Possible.
- The Difference Between The Impossible And The Possible Lies In A Man's Determination
- I May Not Have Gone Where I Intended To Go, But I Think I Ended Up Where I Intended To Be.
- If U Really Want Something, & Really Work Hard, & Take Advantage Of Opportunities, & Never Give Up, U Will Find A Way.
- The Only Thing That Can Really Stop You From Living Your Dreams Is You. Be Willing To Take Charge Of Your Life.
- If U Are Thinking Thoughts Of Defeat, I Urge U 2 Rid Yourself Of Such Thoughts, As U Think Defeat U Tend 2 Get It
- If You Keep Chasing Your Dreams, Anything Will Be Possible
- To Be A Winner In Life You Must Not Fear Your Weakness And Imperfections, You Must Know Them And Defeat Them.
- Don't Give Up When You Still Have Something To Give, Cause Nothing Is Really Over 'Til The Moment You Stop Trying.
- Do Not Bring Me Your Successes; They Weaken Me. Bring Me Your Problems; They Strengthen Me.
- Being With No One Is Better Than Being With The Wrong One 'Cause Those Who Fly Solo Often Have The Strongest Wings.
- Don't Ever Say You're Not Good Enough Cos If That Person Can't See How Amazing You Are, They Are The One Who's Not Good Enough For You.
- Run With Your Dreams. Take Chances. Follow Your Passions. Cherish The Moments & Make Memories. Love People With All Your Heart.
- KEEP 3 WORDS IN UR POCKET: TRY,TRUE,TRUST TRY For Better Future, TRUE With Ur Work, TRUST In Urself, Then Sucess Is Yours.
- Run With Your Dreams. Take Chances. Follow Your Passions. Cherish The Moments & Make Memories. Love People With All Your Heart
- Don't Let The Sadness Of Your Past And The Fear Of Your Future RUIN The Happiness Of Your Present ♥
- There Is Going To Be A Time In Your Life When Someone Says You Can't Do It. That's When You Turn Around And Say "Watch Me".
- Negative Thinking Is As Importnt As Creative Thinking Coz If Creative Thinking Invents Aeroplane Den Negative Thinking Invents Parachute.
- Sometimes The First Step To Any Success Comes From Opportunity So Grab It When It Comes To You.
- "It's Impossible," Said Pride. "It's Risky," Said Experience. "It's Pointless," Said Reason. "Give It A Try," Said The Heart.
- You Can Buy Gifts But Not Love. You Can Pretend Smile But Not Happiness. You Can Lie To Others But Not To Yourself.
- Take Action....... Miracle Happen! No Action......... Nothing Happen!
- Forget Failure. If Things Don't Work Out The Way You Want, Hold Your Head Up And Be Proud. And Try Again. And Again. And Again
- The Greatest Symbol Of Love Is Not The Heart. It Is The Cross Because The Heart Stops Beating But The Man On The Cross Never Stops Loving.
- Our Lives Are Like Books And Each Day Is A Page. We Can't Erase What Has Already Been Written But We Can Make The Next Page Better.
- Let Us Let Go Of The Day, Let Go Of What Happened And Send Gratitude For Another Day Of Lessons And Experiences.
- Go After Your Success, Don't Only Wish For The Success To Come To You. Believe Me, It Will Never Come True.
- The Challenge Is Not To Manage Time, But To Manage Ourselves.
- 30 years from now, it won't matter what shoes you wore, how your hair looked, or the jeans you bought. What will matter is what you learned, and how you used it.
- "Take the path less traveled: make a difference."
- "You have the power to stretch reality to fit your dreams."
- "Act as though it were impossible to fail."
- Don't Let Your Experiences Determine Your Attitude. Let Your Attitude Determine Your Experiences.
- Giving Up Doesn't Always Mean You Are Weak. Sometimes It Just Means You're Strong Enough To Let Go
- I'll Go Anywhere As Long As It's Forward.
- Don't Let Anybody Tell You That You Can't Do What U're Doing. Because The Only Person That's Gonna Stop U From Doing What U Want Is YOU
- Four Steps To Achievement: Plan Purposefully. Prepare Prayerfully. Proceed Positively. Pursue Persistently.
- Successful People Are Always Looking For Opportunities To Help Others. Unsuccessful People Are Asking, What's In It For Me?
- If You're Going To Be Thinking Anything, You Might As Well Think Big.
- Either You Deal With What Is The Reality Or You Can Be Sure That The Reality Is Going To Deal With You.
- Success Is The Good Fortune That Comes From Aspiration, Desperation, Perspiration And Inspiration.
- Don't Be Afraid Of The Space Between Your Dreams And Reality. If You Can Dream It, You Can Make It So.
Thursday, 26 December 2013
RELATIONSHIP STATUS
- Relationships Are Not Made; They Are Built Out Of Love, Trust, And Caring.
- Make Sure The Effort Is Two-Way. If Only One Person Wants To Keep The Relationship Alive, It Will Never Work.
- When We Get Too Caught Up In The Busyness Of The World We Lose Connection With One Another And Ourselves.
- Relationships Fail Not Because They Are Destined To Fail. They Failed Because One Of The Two Or Both, Made A Choice To Give Up
- A Good Relationship Isn’t When A Perfect Couple Comes Together But When An Imperfect Couple Learns To Enjoy Their Differences
- Relationships Don't Mean That People Have Everything In Common. It's What Makes Them Different That Makes Them So Special.
- Silence Between Two Unknown People Creates A Relation, But, Silence Between Two Known People Breaks The Relation.
- Apologizing Doesn't Mean That You Were Wrong, Or The Other Person Was Right. It Means You Value Your Relationship More Than Your Ego
- In A Relationship, You Have To Accept The Other Person For All Of Who They Are And Not Just The Parts That Are Easy To Like.
- 6 Keys To A Great Relationship: Friendship, Freedom, Honesty, Trust, Understanding, And Communication.
- When Nails Grows, We Cut Nails, Not Fingers. Similarly, When Ego Starts Rising, We Should Cut Ego, Not Relations.
MOVE-ON WHATSAPP STATUS
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- Things We Lose Have A Way Of Coming Back To Us In The End, If Not Always In The Way We Expect.
- Don't Live Life Thinking That What Happened In The Past Will Happen Again. Don't Let The Past Stop You From Living
- I Don’t Care How Disappointed I Am, I’m Not Going To Let This Get The Best Of Me. I’m Moving On With My Life.
- You Can’t Choose What You Have, But You Can Choose To Be Thankful And Start To Enjoy What You Have.
- Live Your Life Without Regrets. Easy To Say, Hell To Apply.. But Yes, We Should Try.
- Moving On Is Not Hard. It's When You Remember All The Times You Had Together With Them That Makes It Hard.
- Maybe The Reason Why You Have To Stop Loving A Person Is Because Fate Chose Both Of You To Be Friends, When Forever Is A Lot More Possible.
- If You're Getting Pushed Away, Don't Hold On. Letting Go When You're Getting Pushed Is The Only Way He Will Feel What It's Like Without You.
- We All Have To Live With The Decisions We Have Made In Our Life; The Good, Bad, Right, Wrong, And Immoral. There Is Nothing You Can Do About It But Move On...
- 6 Letters, 2 Words, Easy To Say, Hard To Explain, Harder To Do: "Move On"
- "I've Shared Moments With Music That I Haven't Shared With Anyone Else."
- I'VE SEEN A BABY CRY, SECONDS LATER HE LAUGHS.. The Beauty Of Life, Pain Never Lasts
- Seriously LIFE Is Better When U Decide You DONT CARE!!
- Moving On Doesn't Mean Forgetting It Just Means That You Rather Choose To Be Happy Instead Of Hurt
- You Got To Let Go Of The Stuff From Past, Because It Just Doesn't Matter.
- We Should Have No Regrets. The Past's Finished. There's Nothing To Be Gained By Going Over It. Whatever It Was, It's Now An Experience.
- Wasting Tears For You Is Like Wasting Chocolate For You ...Which I Wouldn't Do :D
- Wanting To Go On The Top Of The Mountain, Scream So Loud And Let The Wind Take Away All These Feelings That Are Hurting Me Inside.
- When Your Life Gets Crazy, Focus On All The Good Things You Have In Your Life.
- Most Of Us, Fall In Love When We Are Lonely.
- Even Though It Hurts, You’re My Favorite Pain
- Happiness Is A Feeling Of Inner Peace And There Are No Worries, Fears, Or Obsessing Thoughts.
- Sometimes We Feel Sad, Alone, And Lonely Without Any Reason.
- The Simplest Way To Erase The Sadness Is A Warm Hug From Someone We Love. ♥
- Don't Expect Too Much For Something. Because When It Happened Different, You'd Be Mad.
- Never Waste Time For Someone Who Doesn't Even Bother Wasting Time Just For You. Be With Someone Who Will Tell You: "Time Is Wasted If I'm Not With You.
- The Past Is Behind, Learn From It! The Future Is Ahead, Prepare For It! The Present Is Here, LIVE IT!
- I don't change for anyone. Love me for who I am, or I don't need you in my life.
- You Can Win Life By All Means, If You Simply Avoid Two Things In Life. Comparing With Others, And Expecting From Others!
- Just Because Something Bad Happened To You Doesn't Mean You're Life's Over. Stop Pitying Yourself & MOVE ON!
- You're The Reason Of Your Happiness, Because You're The Only One Who Control It.
- The Best Revenge Is No Revenge At All. Instead Move On & Be Happy. In The End You Win!
- Learn To Forgive And Forget! Forgive As Many Times As Is Necessary And Then Forget What Is In Your Past To Clear The Way For A New Beginning
- God Doesn't Say: "Change Ur Life And I Will Accept U." He Says "I Accept U- Now Let's Change Ur Life."
- People Can Be More Forgiving Than You Can Imagine. But You Have To Forgive Yourself. Let Go Of What Is Bitter And Move On.
Tuesday, 24 December 2013
FRIENDSHIP STATUS
- It's The Friends You Can Call At 4 A.M. That Matter.
- How Do You Know You've Found Your Best Friend? When You Are Ready To Talk To Them About Anything, Even Though They Know Everything About You Already.
- Happiest Friends Never Have The Same Characters. They Just Have The Best Understanding Of Their Differences
- It's Good To Have Friends Who Helps You When You're Down. Those Are The Good Friends.
- When I Was Walking Alone I Wished The Road Would End Soon But When My Friends Came Along, I Wished The Road Would Never End. :)
- Everybody Is Not My Friend, But My Friends Are Not Like Everybody.
- Life Is Hell Without Friends. Hell Is Heaven With Friends.
- My Friends Can Sense My Sadness Even When I'm Smiling.
- Happiest Friends Never Have The Same Characters. They Just have The Best Understanding Of Their Differences.
- You Know Those People Who Don't Run Away When You're Down? Those Are The People Who Really Care, Those Are Your Real Friends.
- True Friends Are Like Bows And We're Like The Arrows. We Can't Go Ahead Without Them.
- A Friend Is One Of The Nicest Things You Can Have, And O
ULTIMATE STATUS FOR DP
- Obama Once Said The Three Men He Admired The Most Were Mahatma Gandhi, Abraham Lincoln, And Martin Luther King, Jr.
- The Total Time Spent On Facebook Worldwide Each Month Is Around 1.3 Million Years.
- In 2009, Researchers At Newcastle University’s Centre For Life Said Eating A Bacon Sandwich Can Help Cure A Hangover.
- Katy Perry Is The Only Artist To Have Tied Michael Jackson’s Record Of 5 Billboard #1 Singles Off Of One Album.
- When You Drink A 20 Oz. Bottle Of Coca-Cola, You Are Consuming 1.77 Shots Of Sugar.
- 80% Of People In The World Have Low Self-Esteem And Are More Likely To Put Others Down To Make Themselves Feel Better.
- Depression Can Make You Smarter By Improving Recollection, Critical Thinking, And Raising Attention Span.
- Most Teddy Bears Are Manufactured With A Neutral Expression So That Children Can Project Their Own Emotions Onto The Stuffed Creatures.
- Hair Stylists In London Are Using Bull Semen As A Conditioning Treatment. “It Leaves Your Hair Looking Wonderfully Soft And Thic
Monday, 23 December 2013
FRIENDSHIP WHATSAPP STATUS
- A Friend Is Somebody You Want To Be Around When You Feel Like Being By Yourself.
- For All The Times I Never Said The Things I Should Have, I Thank You For All The Times You Understood.
- I'm Learning That Things Change, People Change, And It Doesn't Mean That You Forget The Past Or Try To Cover It Up. It Simply Means That You Move On And Treasure The Memories.
- Even If We Never Talk Again After Tonight, Please Know That I Am Forever Changed Because Of Who You Are And What You've Meant To Me.
- A Girl And A Guy Can Be Just Friends, But At One Point Or Another They Will Fall For Each Other... Maybe Temporarily, maybe At The Wrong Time, Maybe Too Late, Or Maybe Forever.
- Friends Are Gods Way Of Apologizing To Us For Our Families.
- A Friend Is Someone Who Smiles When You Smile, Laughs When You Laugh, But Holds Your Hand When You Cry.
- When It Seems Like There's No One Left To Run To In This Empty World You Can Come To Me I'll Be Your Shooting Star. You Can Tell Me Your Dreams I Can't Promise To Make Them Come True, But I'll Be There To Pick Up The Pieces Of Your Broken Heart If Your Dreams Happen To Fall Through.
- Sometimes, Someone Says Something Really Small And It Just Fits Right Int
INSPIRATIONAL STATUS
- Giving Up Doesn't Always Mean Your Weak; Sometimes It Means You're Strong Enough To Let Go.
- Some People Want It To Happen, Some Wish It Would Happen, Others Make It Happen.
- Nothing Much Happens Without A Dream. For Something Really Great To Happen, It Takes A Really Great Dream.
- A Man Of Ability And The Desire To Accomplish Something Can Do Anything
- It Is Amazing What You Can Accomplish If You Do Not Care Who Gets The Credit.
- Improvement Begins With I.
- To Accomplish Great Things, We Must Not Only Act, But Also Dream; Not Only Plan, But Also Believe.
- Great Effort Springs Naturally From A Great Attitude.
- Nothing We Learn In This World Is Ever Wasted.
- Success Is Achieved By Development Of Our Strengths, Not By Eli
ULTIMATE WHATSAPP STATUS
- The U.S. Government Currently Owes China About 895 Billion Dollars.
- There Were More Tweets About Osama Bin Laden's Death Than Any Other Topic To Date.
- Drinking Water Can Help Someone Lose Weight. This Increases The Rate At Which Our Body Breaks Down Fat.
- “FYI”, “LOL” And “OMG” Are All Now Formally Recognized By The Oxford English Dictionary.
- Many People Avoid Looking Out Of Their Window At Night Because They Are Scared Of Seeing A Face.
- Telling A Convincing Lie To Someone Is Much More Difficult When You Find Them Sexually Attractive.
- China Gets Most Number Of National Holidays In A Year Than Any Other Country And Yet It's The Fastest Growing Economy In The World.
- The Word "Gaga" In Filipino Refers To A Stupid And Idiotic Girl.
- Astronomers Suggest That 10 Billion Earth-Like Planets May Exist In Our Galaxy.
- When Looking At Stars, You're Actually Looking Into The Past. Many Of The Stars We See At Night Have Already Died.
- 21% Of People Feel It's Okay To Break Up Over Facebook.
- 90% Of All Text Messages Are Read Within The First 3 Minutes Of Being Received.
- India Has More Citizens With IQ's Over 120 Than The Total Population Of The U.S.
- Every Seven Years, You Lose About Half Of Your Friends And Replace Them With New People.
- The Average User Spends About 3.5 Hours A Day On Twitter. Twitter "Addicts" Tend To Spend About 10.4 Hours A Day.
- Dating Specialists Say Big Egos Are One Of The Top 5 Reasons Behin
LOVE STATUS
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- CUTEST PROPOSAL By A Boy ? Boy: Can U Plz Close Ur Eyes For A Moment? Girl: Ok,Done Boy: Thanx,What A Darkness Isn't It? Girl: Yeah Boy: That Is My Life Without U.?♥
- There's 6,697,254,041 People In The World But I Want You♥
- I Always Think Of You Before I Fall Asleep. The Words You Said. The Things We Laughed About, The Silent Moments We Shared.♥
- The Greatest Symbol Of Love Is Not The Heart. It Is The Cross Because The Heart Stops Beating But The Man On The Cross Never Stops Loving.♥
- I Don't Know What Happened. One Moment, You Were Just Another Girl I Only Knew The Name Of; The Next, You Were The Girl That I Fell Hard For.♥
- It's Strange How Love Can Be The Happiest Thing Ever, But Can Cause You The Most Pain.. Yet, Everyone’s Searching For It.♥
- The Worst Feeling About Being In Love, Is Sitting Back To Back With The Person You Love; And Not Even Being Able To
LOVE WHATSAPP STATUS
- Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Nothing In This Crazy World - Could Keep Me From Loving You!♥
- Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Dont Cast Me Away Because I Love You.♥
- Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, What I Feel In My Heart Is Wonderful And New.♥
- Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, You've Made All My Dreams Come True!♥
- Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Life Would Be Hell If I Didn't Have You.♥
- Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Don't Always Smell Good, But I Still Love You.♥
- Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Telling You I Love You So What Are You Gonna Do?♥
- Roses Are Red Violets Are
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